I am proud to announce that it's been (roughly) 15 years, 3 months and 2 days since I've changed a diaper. I've narrowly avoided many a close call, but avoided them I have. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that those days are about over. In an effort to continue my streak, I played a little word association with B. the other day. It didn't work, but it was a good shot. It went a little something like this:
Me: Hey, B., do you like the color orange?
B.: Yes.
Me: Do you like the Bills?
B.: Yes.
Me: Do you like the Indians?
B.: Yes.
Me: Do you like Reese's Whipped candy bars?
B.: Yes.
Me: Do you like sushi?
B.: Yes.
Me: Will you change all our baby's diapers when the time comes?
B.: NO!
I bet he'll change his mind during delivery.
4 comments:
Ben said he'd never change diapers either. Guess what? He changed ALL of in the hospital and still changes them when he's home. Tell B to suck it up!
No Shaun I think you misunderstood. She is trying to get me to change 100% of the diapers. I have no problem changing diapers, but she needs to suck it up!
I see, well you changing 100% of the diapers is a small sacrifice. After all, she's going to spend 9 months carrying your child and then countless numbers of hours giving birth. Is changing diapers that much to ask ;)
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